maddest: (whatever shall we do)
maddest ([personal profile] maddest) wrote2011-08-22 12:20 am

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Dear Adstringendum,

I'd like to hold a contest.

You see, we have a starfull of skies, pardon, sky full of stars, but no lore to fill it with. The constellations in my world all tell stories about heroes long fallen, about Gods and Goddesses and immortals and divinity.

I propose we make a little bit of the same for ourselves here!

The rules are simple. Find a constellation from the nighttime- be it the summer or winter sky- and remember and recount for me a 'legend' about that cluster. You can find images of the nighttime skies in old PCD video posts, if you look back.

We're talking about legend here, so any stories you tell should either be a year old at least, or should focus on events surrounding people who are no longer with us, or whose memories have been lost since the events themselves. That, or events that happened a year or so or more ago. I only want secondhand retellings. The stars are about myth, after all.

The winner will get the package of cookies I salvaged yesterday.

I'll start.



Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was an event in Adstringendum where the streets were patrolled by mean, crusty creatures called gnomes. These dreaded gnomes bossed, and bullied the city dwellers into living in buildings like dormitories for the better part of a week.

Weep and wail as they might, a curfew was strictly enforced, by the dreaded gnomes with their teeth and clubs. Enemy was planted abed next to other enemies, conflict started afresh, and by the end of the week the city was in such cranky, over exhausted turmoil, that the animus in their infinite wisdom flung the gnome creatures into the sky, never to be seen again.

The citizens of Adstringendum were released from their dormitory prison, and all that was left of the gnomes was a small cluster, just there- of stars. If you look close you see the outline of their little pot-bellies.

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[identity profile] heartlesshin.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Being the celestial warrior of the constellation Nakago, this is not to be ignored. And while any other time would find him brushing it off, making a remark that he sees no reason to fabricate myths...

This week, he is of a quite pleasant and social bent.]


I wouldn't have thought of creating our own tales.
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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, 'create-' I'd hope they were based on truth.

There is fodder enough, after all, for all this is a legendless world.

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[identity profile] heartlesshin.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
There are 'stories' and there is 'history'. Let's keep the two separate. [But he says it pleasantly enough, with no bite.]

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Where do you seen that line drawn?

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[identity profile] heartlesshin.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
In truth. I'm not given to flights of fancy.

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
And what do you define as truth?

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[identity profile] heartlesshin.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Verifiable fact.

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Gabriel is holding up a sign. The sign says very plainly, "I am not speaking until this is over, please kill me. Hey, what about that peanut butter..." This would be awesome if... He remembered Break was blind.

...Luckily, it occurs to him a moment later and he sighs.]
Y'know, I'm really sorry about bailing on you the other day.

[His jaw hurts. Holding this grin is actually physically painful.]
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[personal profile] waterbends 2011-08-22 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Gnomes.

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
And so you should be. Prioritizing a battle between ultimate powers over our peanut butter cookies.

Tsk.

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's a true story!

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
What if it isn't verifiable? Some things are simply lost to time.
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[personal profile] waterbends 2011-08-22 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're making that up.

[She is all smiles.]

-- Break, are you affected, or just in a good mood?

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[identity profile] heartlesshin.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps so. But it'd still be better not to rely on it in that case.

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
....Was that really all it was?
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[personal profile] thelightbringer 2011-08-22 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a real myth without incest and murder.

[He's still in bed. Bored. So. Bored.]

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Rely on it for what?

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Locking this, because.]

Lucifer really, really likes peanut butter, and can usually be defused if you know how to both flatter himself and be convincingly humble in just the right split second window. It was a long shot, but you stood a chance with peanut butter cookies.

A very long shot.

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[identity profile] heartlesshin.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
For truth or guidance. [Even stars can stray, as he knows perfectly well.]

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really not, it was the first event I ever lived through. I was stuck in a room with two bitter enemies, they ignored me the entire time and I had no idea what was going on.

I think it might be both, though it's difficult to say.

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Our murders don't last and our incest is all private.
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[personal profile] waterbends 2011-08-22 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of like how it was living with us, I bet.

Gnomes.

[And then, as a cheerful afterthought:]

My face is tired.

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, sweetheart, try to get some alone time?

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[identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
The stars guide nothing here.

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[identity profile] heartlesshin.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
They'll do their best to change that I think.

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