thelightbringer: (oh yes?)
Lucifer ([personal profile] thelightbringer) wrote in [personal profile] maddest 2011-10-06 01:59 am (UTC)

[And then Lucifer dons his Buttinski cap...]

A friendly warning, Mayuri, from one neighbor to another. I know you're brilliant for what you are [which is like complimenting an aphid on how it eats leaves, but whatever] and I know how eager you are to unearth all the secrets of existence.

But if you do try dissection, vivisection, or any form of experimentation on him, I will leave you as a helpless heap of scraps. When I'm done killing you, over and over and over, all your memories will be lost. Forever. If I ever get bored with torturing you, I can promise it will only be after you've forgotten how to pick up a scalpel.

[And then he smiles calmly, like a mayor inviting the underlings to discuss.]

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