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I loathe you all marginally less than I did in my last post.

Apologies if I seemed out of sorts!

I'm talking about personalizing a lesson...or a punishment. If I hold something against you, things will get personal.

What could you possibly have to hold against little old me? You're the one who broke your promise, the way I see it.

[Lucifer's tone takes on something challenging]

Oh? How do you stack that up in your mind?

You promised I'd get to meet angels, and I'm sitting at home, bored.

Well, first you have to learn how to handle angels again.

Don't worry your pretty little head about me.

If you can keep your pretty little head around Raphael, you've earned a medal.

We've talked. She seems pleasant.

And she would kill you just to spite me.

Then chaperone.

You want us to fight over you, don't you.

That's right. I do secretly hate the whole city and want everyone in it to die.

Oh that's not a secret.

You're teasing me now.

You seem surprised.

You shouldn't pick on the blind.

You could have it worse.

So could you.

...Only a little. [Not-quite-laughing.] Between the two of us, who do you really think is worse off? All you have is amnesia and lung disease.

You're worse. But, you could be you, with amnesia and lung disease.

Oh, I think you're wrong. I had lung disease, but since I don't use lungs.... And I think most people would agree I'm much less motivated when I can't remember anything. Really, those would only be an improvement.

Oh, see, I think you'd just be boring.

I agree. You are almost the same, though.

I don't have complete amnesia, though. All the things that make me mean are still up in here.

[Tapping his temple.]

Luckily for me. You're more interesting when you're mean.

[Voice]

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