[voice]

[maddest]

Bored.

Who wants to burn things?

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

I already have. Ask him.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Or you could tell me yourself.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you can work it out for yourself.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

-The only thing that would bother him is to be able to kill him and refuse.

Yet no one dies here regardless, so it's not much of a taunt.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Unless I have good reason to believe I could unhinge that soul of his. Then when he did leave, that might stick.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Yet you'd never bother to check for sure.

Eternity's hardly that easily displaced.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

I could do it.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

You don't understand it.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Neither do you, obviously, or you'd have done your little pet the mercy.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

-I'll get there eventually.

Keep your casual lies to yourself.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Oh, too late.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Then remember it for the future.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

I've had years of entertainment in lying to Yuca. Ask him about the time we slept together!

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Why should I care about that?

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Because it never actually happened.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

-What are you even trying to achieve?

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Nothing, I'm just enjoying myself.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Find a better target.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

No.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Why?

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Because I like that it hurts you just as much as it does him. It's elegant.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

...Don't be so arrogant. It does nothing like that.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

[Wriggling in glee.]

All right, maybe I'll be good.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

[Not quite apoplectic, but. Seething a bit.]

I believe that even less.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Now you're maligning me.