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[maddest]

I've never seen it this bad before.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

They're much better killed fresh.

[thelightbringer]

So are humans. And if you ate them before they revived, maybe they'd stay dead. I hear it's just like pork.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

You're ridiculous.

[thelightbringer]

I'm ridiculous. [Really, cabinet-stalker? Really?]

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

People are not food.

[thelightbringer]

Neither are animals.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

It's their fault for not running fast enough.

[thelightbringer]

[Advancing on him]

Should we see how fast a human can run?

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Or how fast an angel can dodge?

[Lobbing a can of tomatoes at him.]

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer rarely needs to dodge. The can hits him in the face, and he catches it without looking as it falls.

He looks at Break, then motions with his hand.] Run, run.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Not with this air quality, on these lungs.

[Patting the ground next to him, for him to sit.]

[thelightbringer]

[...fine. Fine. Xerxes Break: the only person who can wallop the Devil and get out of even running away.]

Well, at least you're being responsible about it.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

That's a nice shirt. I wouldn't want to bleed on you.

[thelightbringer]

Why not? Everyone else does. [He moves the overshirt aside to show him a stain] This one is from Baldur...

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Sounds germy.

[thelightbringer]

Oh, yes. God blood is loaded with germs.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

They do get around, you know. Look at mythology.

[thelightbringer]

Look at them now. Those who are still alive. ...Did you know that Gabriel is also Loki?

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Ferpies for the lot of them.

[He's forgotten the word.]

[thelightbringer]

Those little angry sores...?

[Human forgetfulness is only okay when Break does it.]

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[Nodding sagely.]

[thelightbringer]

I think Gabriel has those. Your curse is working already.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Poor boy.

[thelightbringer]

He made his bed. Besides, it could be worse.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Oh? How?