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Apr. 11th, 2011 07:52 pm[Xerxes Break is combing tangles out of his little doll's hair when the whirr of the PCD alerts him to the fact that it's been turned on. The doll pipes up right away, in her irritating falsetto;]
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:34 am (UTC)Break, what are you doing?
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:36 am (UTC)SAVE ME KATARA SAVE MEEEEE-
[Video] OH MY GOD LMAO
Date: 2011-04-12 03:37 am (UTC)[alkjdfas ahahahahah.]
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:39 am (UTC)Nonsense. It's good for her.
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:43 am (UTC)You're never babysitting my kitten.
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:43 am (UTC)You should tape its mouth shut, if it's being rude.
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-12 03:48 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2011-04-12 03:50 am (UTC)Break, that.. is just you talking in a high voice, right?
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:51 am (UTC)[Emily informs her in a shrill shriek. Break's mouth doesn't so much as twitch.]
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:54 am (UTC)You're really good at that.
HEY LJ I WASN'T DONE
Date: 2011-04-12 03:56 am (UTC)Unless you're a bitch-whore. Are you a bitch-whore?
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-12 04:00 am (UTC)Bitch-whore much?
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Date: 2011-04-12 04:00 am (UTC)[He winks.]
Shall we have tea? I think Miss Emily could use a nap.
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Date: 2011-04-12 04:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-12 04:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-12 04:03 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2011-04-12 04:04 am (UTC)I'll be downstairs in a few minutes, if that's okay?
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Date: 2011-04-12 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-12 04:05 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2011-04-12 04:05 am (UTC)[Video --> Offline]
Date: 2011-04-12 04:08 am (UTC)Lu Ten decided he wanted to try some, too. I hope you don't mind.
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Date: 2011-04-12 04:08 am (UTC)Do you want to be friends?
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Date: 2011-04-12 04:08 am (UTC)