maddest: (pointing at emiily)
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[Xerxes Break is combing tangles out of his little doll's hair when the whirr of the PCD alerts him to the fact that it's been turned on. The doll pipes up right away, in her irritating falsetto;]

Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!

I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.

[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]

Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-

Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 03:34 am (UTC)
waterbends: (Default)
From: [personal profile] waterbends
[lkajsf she is dying.]

Break, what are you doing?

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
I'm combing Miss Emily's hair.

SAVE ME KATARA SAVE MEEEEE-

[Video] OH MY GOD LMAO

Date: 2011-04-12 03:37 am (UTC)
waterbends: (Default)
From: [personal profile] waterbends
I'm not sure she likes it! Try being a little gentler.

[alkjdfas ahahahahah.]

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
[Emily continues to scream like she's dying. Break speaks between her most vociferous wails-]

Nonsense. It's good for her.

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 03:43 am (UTC)
waterbends: (Default)
From: [personal profile] waterbends
[SHE WANTS TO BE STERN ABOUT THIS, but she's doing everything she can to keep from laughing her ass off.]

You're never babysitting my kitten.

Date: 2011-04-12 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
[Head tilt.]

You should tape its mouth shut, if it's being rude.

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
Kittens don't need their hair brushed.

Date: 2011-04-12 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
That's no way to treat a friend.

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 03:50 am (UTC)
waterbends: (Default)
From: [personal profile] waterbends
[... a looong pause.]

Break, that.. is just you talking in a high voice, right?

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
That's stupid!

[Emily informs her in a shrill shriek. Break's mouth doesn't so much as twitch.]

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 03:54 am (UTC)
waterbends: (Default)
From: [personal profile] waterbends
[Katara is internally keysmashing.]

You're really good at that.

HEY LJ I WASN'T DONE

Date: 2011-04-12 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
Friends don't insult each other.

Unless you're a bitch-whore. Are you a bitch-whore?

Date: 2011-04-12 03:58 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-12 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
[Oh God now she's confused. So she'll just say the same thing she was told when she asked that:]

Bitch-whore much?

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
Good at what?

[He winks.]

Shall we have tea? I think Miss Emily could use a nap.

Date: 2011-04-12 04:01 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-12 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
I don't understand--

Date: 2011-04-12 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
You're being incredibly rude.

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 04:04 am (UTC)
waterbends: (Default)
From: [personal profile] waterbends
[Katara is partially alarmed, partially amused.]

I'll be downstairs in a few minutes, if that's okay?

Date: 2011-04-12 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
But your friend is insulting you.

Date: 2011-04-12 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
Not nearly as much as you just did.

[Video]

Date: 2011-04-12 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
Perfect. I'll put the water on. I have a new oolong for us to try today.

[Video --> Offline]

Date: 2011-04-12 04:08 am (UTC)
waterbends: (Default)
From: [personal profile] waterbends
[She smiles at the screen, before cutting the feed off. It's not long before there's the whup whup whup sound of her descending from the stairs, fluffball of a kitten nestled in the crook of her elbow.]

Lu Ten decided he wanted to try some, too. I hope you don't mind.

Date: 2011-04-12 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. I don't understand. That's what my friends call me.

Do you want to be friends?

[Offline]

Date: 2011-04-12 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
Ah, I think a little of the cream might be more his pace.

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