[video] rebel without a cause

[maddest]

What an exciting week!

In light of all the discussion, Adstringendum, let's chat- who would you trust to nominate as ombudsman?

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

[Excuse Break, as he stares, biting his bottom lip.]

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

[And sitting the PCD down on the table. Blink blink.]

Hm~?

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Hello, Undertaker. Feel like defending truth, justice, and the Adstringendumian way?

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

There'd have to be any to defend.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Good point, I'm afraid.

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

If any is established some would likely find it quite unfair. Quite the hard task.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

I'd trust you.

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

You would be the only one, Break.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Then people are silly.

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

Very silly. Some find me to be a suspicious person, or simply a rather creepy old man.

[Wiggling fingers as if to add to the word creepy.]

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

You? Never.

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

I simply enjoy a little knitting and examining the insides of dead creatures I come upon during my walk. No~thing wrong with that.

And tea with a bit of a sweet snack.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

And finding homes for wayward friends.

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

How is it coming along? I've been busy making sure I'll be fed instead of just Charlie and Lady.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

I couldn't be happier.

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

Should you need help with anything else, I'm not that far away.

Care to help me take care of a pig?

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Take care of it how?

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

Scraps of food. I've already found a place to keep it in one place and safe from predatory things.

It could make a nice meal come Winter.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

-a live pig? Wonderful. Can it be bred?

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

It has wings. [Hopefully no one said anything that went along the lines of 'when pigs fly' here.] I managed to catch a few live ones a few days ago-- two were given away. They also taste like any normal pig, found one dead with salvagable parts to make a little bean and ham soup with some time ago.

Keep the wings trimmed and they aren't able to fly. Tad cruel, but easier to keep. I imagine they can be bred captively like any normal pig.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

We should do that. Ham cures beautifully.

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

Inde~ed. I'll keep in mind to try and catch another to pair it with.

Care to help, then?

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

I can hunt pigs with you.

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[makemehrrr.livejournal.com]

[Chuckling.]

If you'd like, I've no objections. Took me a while to get those alive, by myself.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Sounds like wonderful shenanigans.