maddest: (pointing at emiily)
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[Xerxes Break is combing tangles out of his little doll's hair when the whirr of the PCD alerts him to the fact that it's been turned on. The doll pipes up right away, in her irritating falsetto;]

Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!

I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.

[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]

Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-

Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.

Date: 2011-04-12 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
[Genuine interest]

What circumstances?

Date: 2011-04-12 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
You must know and already have a humorous relationship with the person.

Date: 2011-04-12 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
...I see. I don't think my friends know that. They never told me their names.

Date: 2011-04-12 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
Perhaps they were trying to be cruel?

Date: 2011-04-12 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
I wasn't trying to be cruel to you.

Date: 2011-04-12 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-hatter.livejournal.com
Well, thank you! I appreciate that.

Date: 2011-04-12 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
You're welcome.

Are we friends, Break?

Date: 2011-04-12 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
[That's disappointing. But aha!]

Do you want a present?

Date: 2011-04-12 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
I have donuts.

[Every trick in the book now.]

Date: 2011-04-13 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
Two chocolate, two plain.

It's actually carob. I can't find cocoa here.

Date: 2011-04-14 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
I made them.

I used to bring donuts to my friend at the library. I thought someone would like them here.

Date: 2011-04-14 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] le-pas-de-chat.livejournal.com
Do you want to be my new donut friend?

Date: 2011-04-16 12:23 am (UTC)

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