[video] punch and judy

[maddest]

[Xerxes Break is combing tangles out of his little doll's hair when the whirr of the PCD alerts him to the fact that it's been turned on. The doll pipes up right away, in her irritating falsetto;]

Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!

I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.

[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]

Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-

Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.

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[thelightbringer]

[Sing-songing] I think your roommates would disagree.

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

You promised.

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[thelightbringer]

That won't make them any happier to see me in their home, Xerxes.

[But he's going to drop by anyway. Whenever he feels like, really; he meant what he said about unannounced visits.]

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

No. They'll be fine.

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[thelightbringer]

Mm, if you say so.

Tea's at the same time every day?

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[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

It can be. Unless I change it.

I'm fickle.

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[thelightbringer]

I'll just have to try my luck.

[And drop by whenever the mood strikes. This being Lucifer, he'll drop by tomorrow--around midnight.]