[video] punch and judy
Apr. 11th, 2011 07:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maddest[Xerxes Break is combing tangles out of his little doll's hair when the whirr of the PCD alerts him to the fact that it's been turned on. The doll pipes up right away, in her irritating falsetto;]
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:12 pm (UTC)[Offline]
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:17 pm (UTC)Humans. Do you ever make up your minds on if you want to remember or forget?
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:26 pm (UTC)Now how did you do that?
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:29 pm (UTC)[Offline]
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:32 pm (UTC)Biscuit?
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:37 pm (UTC)When is this 'next time' you have in mind?
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:48 pm (UTC)[But he's going to drop by anyway. Whenever he feels like, really; he meant what he said about unannounced visits.]
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Date: 2011-04-17 11:34 pm (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 11:40 pm (UTC)Tea's at the same time every day?
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Date: 2011-04-17 11:44 pm (UTC)I'm fickle.
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Date: 2011-04-17 11:46 pm (UTC)[And drop by whenever the mood strikes. This being Lucifer, he'll drop by tomorrow--around midnight.]