[video] punch and judy
Apr. 11th, 2011 07:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maddest[Xerxes Break is combing tangles out of his little doll's hair when the whirr of the PCD alerts him to the fact that it's been turned on. The doll pipes up right away, in her irritating falsetto;]
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:15 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:20 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:26 am (UTC)[He could go into the whole 'you can't defeat me' speech, but why bother? Break can't do a thing to him here and Hatter won't do anything to him there.]
About this...poker game.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:28 am (UTC)Go Fish.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:34 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:35 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:36 am (UTC)I'll be there and you're playing something besides poker. Two strikes against you, Xerxes.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:56 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:57 am (UTC)[He leans closer, smiling like a serpent]
But he hates me more than you think.
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Date: 2011-04-17 02:05 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 02:07 am (UTC)I'll find someone else to bring. You convince Tyki if you want him there--you want to play for shots, and he has liquor.
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Date: 2011-04-17 08:11 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 09:41 pm (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 09:42 pm (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 09:44 pm (UTC)Why haven't you put them to use here?
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Date: 2011-04-17 09:46 pm (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 09:47 pm (UTC)[Although the tea would make Gabriel happy.]
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Date: 2011-04-17 09:50 pm (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 09:53 pm (UTC)[He's sat back, comfortable again. He can't really remember deciding to stay, but apparently he has.]
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Date: 2011-04-17 09:54 pm (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 09:58 pm (UTC)Really. What did you do?
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:02 pm (UTC)[And he forgets all of them. Thinks of Hatter and his warm ribbons.]
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:03 pm (UTC)You always disappoint.
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:05 pm (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 10:06 pm (UTC)Why don't you tell me some of those 'things'.
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