[video] punch and judy
Apr. 11th, 2011 07:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maddest[Xerxes Break is combing tangles out of his little doll's hair when the whirr of the PCD alerts him to the fact that it's been turned on. The doll pipes up right away, in her irritating falsetto;]
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:23 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 12:26 am (UTC)[Especially with Lucifer still holding it]
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:32 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 12:41 am (UTC)Are you a greedy man, Xerxes?
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:44 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 12:55 am (UTC)But an honest one now? And I'd nearly given up on you after our chat over Yuca.
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:55 am (UTC)Bwah.
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:57 am (UTC)[Offline]
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:00 am (UTC)Don't bore me now, your creativity is what made you refreshing.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:01 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:06 am (UTC)[But he's pretty sure that Break wasn't lying--or if he was, it was half-truth. And that, he realizes, is why he's here in Break's kitchen drinking tea.
He makes a low sound that's somewhere between disgust and admiration.]
You don't have much to lose, do you? And you aren't afraid of losing what you do have.
Or so you think.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:08 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:11 am (UTC)It's irritating that he can still feel disappointed after all this time. Down to business...]
Even if you could, why would you?
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:20 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:26 am (UTC)[He could go into the whole 'you can't defeat me' speech, but why bother? Break can't do a thing to him here and Hatter won't do anything to him there.]
About this...poker game.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:28 am (UTC)Go Fish.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:34 am (UTC)[Offline]
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:36 am (UTC)I'll be there and you're playing something besides poker. Two strikes against you, Xerxes.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:56 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:57 am (UTC)[He leans closer, smiling like a serpent]
But he hates me more than you think.
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Date: 2011-04-17 02:05 am (UTC)[Offline]
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