[video] punch and judy
Apr. 11th, 2011 07:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maddest[Xerxes Break is combing tangles out of his little doll's hair when the whirr of the PCD alerts him to the fact that it's been turned on. The doll pipes up right away, in her irritating falsetto;]
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!
I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.
[The ventriloquism is perfect. She continues;]
Help! Please! If someone on the network can hear meeee-
Don't be silly, Miss Emily, you couldn't live with anyone else. None of them would have the patience to put up with your temper or the insults you like to hurl.
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Date: 2011-04-14 06:43 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-14 04:10 pm (UTC)No surprise there.
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Date: 2011-04-14 04:23 pm (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-14 04:26 pm (UTC)[Flatly, with a touch of disgust.]
Don't exaggerate.
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Date: 2011-04-14 05:56 pm (UTC)[Undertaker and Break are two peas in a pod.]
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Date: 2011-04-14 11:47 pm (UTC)He just gives him an idly curious look, though.]
The things you must do together.
[Do tell.]
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Date: 2011-04-16 12:24 am (UTC)[He leeeeeans in, conspiratorially.]
-knit.
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Date: 2011-04-16 12:51 am (UTC)How scandalous.
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Date: 2011-04-16 11:07 pm (UTC)[He scrambles.]
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Date: 2011-04-16 11:55 pm (UTC)And calls after him dryly:]
I hope it's not a gun you have.
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Date: 2011-04-16 11:57 pm (UTC)[He runs. And hurries back with this.]
It's my favourite thing I've ever- ever-
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:21 am (UTC)What a surprising thing you are.
[He toys with the soft ventricles]
And what are you going to do with it?
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:23 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 12:26 am (UTC)[Especially with Lucifer still holding it]
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:32 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 12:41 am (UTC)Are you a greedy man, Xerxes?
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:44 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 12:55 am (UTC)But an honest one now? And I'd nearly given up on you after our chat over Yuca.
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:55 am (UTC)Bwah.
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Date: 2011-04-17 12:57 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 12:57 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:00 am (UTC)Don't bore me now, your creativity is what made you refreshing.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:01 am (UTC)[Offline]
Date: 2011-04-17 01:06 am (UTC)[But he's pretty sure that Break wasn't lying--or if he was, it was half-truth. And that, he realizes, is why he's here in Break's kitchen drinking tea.
He makes a low sound that's somewhere between disgust and admiration.]
You don't have much to lose, do you? And you aren't afraid of losing what you do have.
Or so you think.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:08 am (UTC)[Offline]
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